When I learned that I would be moving out of Florida, I realized I could park anywhere--at least for a while. The last month in Tallahassee, I established quite a collection of parking tickets. I never parked in a handicapped zone, because that's not cool. But I did park on a Manatee's face once.
He had it comin'.
I'm out of Florida now, and it's a good thing-- one more and I would have been impounded. The bottom line is that I WIN.
