I have a badly outdated flip-phone that is held together with duct tape and prayers.
It’s all I need.
Phones are like weightlifting gloves: 98% of the people who use them have no use for them other than appearance. Guys put on weightlifting gloves so they can look hardcore while they move puny weights around.
It’s the same thing with fancy phones.
Fancy phones allow people to display how very important they are. And that they can pay $80 a month to update their facebook status from a public restroom.
So I'm protesting fancy phones, at least until I can afford one.
